The Office Quotes

[about his chosen team leaders]Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour. So that should tell you something.[Michael Scott]Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot.[Michael Scott]I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done for America.[Michael Scott]Andy Bernard. Pros: He’s classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don’t really trust him.[Michael Scott]