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Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?[Michael Scott]I don’t wear a Speedo, Michael.[Oscar Martinez]Well, you can’t swim in leather pants.[Michael Scott]

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Source:S3.Ep22: Beach Games
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  • Character: Michael Scott
  • Series: The Office
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Year: 2005–2013
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