The only thing worse than bad health is a bad name.
A lie is more comfortable than doubt, more useful than love, more lasting than truth.
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
The day s*** is worth money, poor people will be born without an a**hole.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
Jealousy knows more than truth does.
I would not have traded the delights of my suffering for anything in the world.
He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.
Crazy people are not crazy if one accepts their reasoning.
Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.
“With The Thousand and One Nights”, I learned and never forgot that we should read only those books that force us to reread them.