I wish she could go to therapy, but there’s so much she can’t talk about. It isn’t fair. Where do murderers go for help?[about Abby]
I think being separated from your penis has made you a better man.[to Gary’s head]
I am so glad this is not one of those diseases that dries your skin out.
Here’s the deal with life. No matter how much we want to control it, we can’t always know where it’s going to take us.
Great. Let’s go save her life so that she can die naturally one day in a tanning bed accident.[Joel Hammond: Chris and Christa are here.]
God, there’s so many ways to mess up your children.
Everyone is afraid of change, but when life is screaming, “This is your new truth,” you need to accept it. Be bold, be brave, and live your new truth, no matter what it is.
Come on, I’ve ruined date night because when we go to a restaurant the only thing I can eat is the chef.[to Joel]
By dying, we get to be the people we’ve always wanted to be. I like who I am now.[to Ramona]
Another freedom gone forever.[Joel Hammond: Times have changed since 9/11, honey. You can’t just drive a corpse onto a runway and throw it in a jet engine anymore.]
A simple act of kindness can blow more people away than any bomb ever could.
