Would you like a little free marriage guidance? You know, men… men are simple creatures, really. They like to think they’re rocks. But, you know, that thing you hold in your hand… not a rock, it’s an egg. It’s fragile, you know? It needs care. But, you know, like an egg, you can use it in all sorts of useful ways, like in a cake or an omelet, or a soufflé, or a carbonara, or, uh, egg drop soup or, um, egg salad. Potato salad with egg. Um, anything with hollandaise sauce. Now, like an egg, it’ll go off, sooner or later. Now, when it does, there is absolutely no point in getting angry. It’s an egg. It’s just doing what eggs do, you know, after a time. So, use it for your needs, keep it safe, out of the fridge, suck its cock from time to time. But don’t feel you have to listen to a f***ing word it says, especially when it’s pi**ed.
