Stranger Things Quotes (Season 2)

This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a b**ch.

This is not a normal family.[to Bob]

They cannot save you, Jane.[Kali]No. But I can save them.[Eleven]

It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp – it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.[to Dustin, about his hair]

Shall I teach you French while I’m at it, Jim? How about a little German?[after Jim asks him to teach him BASIC]

I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.[to Will]

Eleven, Doc Owens. Doc Owens, Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year and she’s about to save our asses. Maybe when this is all said and done, maybe you could help her out, too, you know? Maybe you could help her lead, like, a normal life. One where she’s not poked and prodded and treated like some kind of lab rat, you know? I don’t know, just a thought. But, think about it.