If you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.[to Rebecca]
I think one of the neatest things about being a coach is the connection you get to make with your players.
I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don’t believe in themselves.[to Nate]
You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible.[to Rebecca]
You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wanna hear it. All right?[to Roy]
How do you take your tea?[Rebecca Welton]Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone’s made a horrible mistake.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
What’s a wanker?[Henry]Well, kiddo. That is a a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it either.[to Rebecca]
That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.
Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs.
Never stop breaking TVs.[to Isaac]
If we see each other in our dreams, let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.[to Coach Beard]
