This place belongs to a friend.[Wednesday Addams]You’ve actually made a friend. That poor kid will be going home in a body bag.[Uncle Fester]
You seem to attract murderers like most people catch colds.[to Wednesday]
You know lobotomies. They’re kind of like tattoos. You can’t just get one.[to Wednesday]
You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried.[to Laurel]
Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again. So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
Wednesday. It is certainly good to see you back among the living on this Day of the Dead.[Barry Dort]The day is young.[Wednesday Addams]
We may never know who we were attached to. You can’t see yourself as an appendage, but as a whole person, worthy of love and respect. We are more than just the sum of our parts. But sometimes, the parts are greater than the whole.
Want to order a quad and join us? Maybe have some fun?[Enid Sinclair]I’m where fun goes to die.[Wednesday Addams]
Wait. This is the first time you’ve ever willingly returned to a school. How does it feel?[Morticia Addams]Like returning to the scene of the crime. I already know where the bodies are buried.[Wednesday Addams]
Trust me, Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares.[to Xavier]
The mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.[to Enid]
Some people wrestle with darkness, not me. I love shadows. That’s where I do my best stalking.
