Ew. What died?[Enid Sinclair]Smells like childhood.[Wednesday Addams]
[about Agnes] She tried to kill me, remember?[Enid Sinclair]Yes, but she failed, which proves she’s only an amateur.[Wednesday Addams]
Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” He was my first crush.
Popularity doesn’t play by the laws of physics. The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
Old memories are like old corpses. They never quite seem the same when you dig them up.
Of all the women I’ve ever used, you’re my favorite.[to Louise]
No crying over spilled ashes.
My mother and I spent some quality time together. Got our hands dirty.[Wednesday Addams]Gardening?[Valerie Kinbott]Grave-digging.[Wednesday Addams]
My father’s twice the man you are, and the only thing he murders is the occasional opera in the shower.[to Donovan]
Are you and your mother close?[Marilyn Thornhill]Like two inmates sentenced to life on the same cell block.[Wednesday Addams]
Joining the campfire festivities this evening, Ms. Addams?[Barry Dort]I usually enjoy cruel and unusual punishments. Not tonight.[Wednesday Addams]Most people would have FOMO. “Fear of missing out.”[Barry Dort]I have FOBI. “Fear of being included.”[Wednesday Addams]
It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways.[to Larissa]
