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I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.

Dwight Schrute

Source:S3.Ep16: Business School
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  • Character: Dwight Schrute
  • Series: The Office
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Year: 2005–2013
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