It is true that helping others is the most important thing humans can do. Maybe saying thank you is the second most important.
It is human nature, not alien nature. We do not care if our children die, as long as they die in a ditch and not in the road where they will make it bumpy for our vehicles. Selfish children.[to Asta]
If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back. They lift you up.
If I have learned one thing from meeting with the generals, it is that mating is like war. You cannot sit around and wait. You have to take action.
I’m not an alien anymore. I’m just a human man trying to backdoor a human woman.
I’m going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television.
I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I’d have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile.
I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentments on to my children.
I was taught that the biggest problem with the human race was their need for connection. We always saw that as a weakness. But now I realize it may be their greatest strength.
I thought being honest with Heather about who I am would make me feel better. But now I feel worse, and so does she. Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel. Being your true self hurts too much.
I saw so many humans today. Humans are gross. But they have each other.
I love her. I cannot help it. I feel love for her. It’s like how I feel love for you, Asta, but it is different. It is not just in my head or in my heart, but it is in my pants. Is that why they call it “in love” because it is in your pants?
