One suicide is bad enough, but two? They can both go f*** themselves.
Once you enter this family, there’s no getting out. This family comes before everything else. Everything. Before your wife, and your children, and your mother and your father. It’s a thing of honor.
Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by.[Jennifer Melfi: It’s been a long odyssey with your mother, hasn’t it?]
Nothing’s more useless than an unloaded gun.
No wonder the food sucks. You’re supposed to cook with the wine.[to a drunk Artie]
My estimate historically, 80% of the time it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack or on the embalming table at Cozarelli’s.
Marriage, or any partnership, for that matter, is a give and a take.[to Bobby]
Log off. That cookie s*** makes me nervous.[to Gigi, about his laptop]
Jackie? Jackie is so f***ing mean, he’ll scare that cancer away.
It’s in his blood, this miserable f***ing existence. My rotten, f***ing putrid genes have infected my kid’s soul. That’s my gift to my son.
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
It’s a death sentence. You’re a smurf for 10 or 15 years, and then you die, s***ting in your pajamas.[about Alzheimer’s]