I think the whole f***ing bunch of you are certifiably insane. This code of honor of yours makes me want to beat the s*** out of somebody.[to Ross]
I think people that talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
I should not be left in charge of stuff like this. I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid, period.
I hope getting me thinking about everything that’s wrong, when all I want to do is not do that, has some purpose.
I beg people to listen to me. I use plain, simple English. I don’t have any accent that I’m aware of…
He told Kendrick to order the Code Red.[Joanne Galloway]He did? That’s great! Why didn’t you say so? And of course, you have proof of that? Oh, I’m sorry. I keep forgetting, you were sick the day they taught law at law school.[Daniel Kaffee]
Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder, and then act as though I had some choice about barging in.
Did you just throw a title at me? I don’t care if your daddy plays golf with the President. This is Intelligence. So far I haven’t seen any.[to John]
Boy, do I hate being right all the time.