You like barbecue?[Billy Macon]Junior here’s a vegan. He doesn’t believe in anything that causes enjoyment.[Hal Jordan]
When you’re young and eager and you like to prove yourself, so you wear a tie so people will take you seriously. But when you get older and wiser, you realize ties are a pain in the ass.
We’re all aliens. Just depends which planet you’re standing on.
No hidden antennas.[Kerry Kane]The plural for antenna is antennae.[Hal Jordan]What’s the plural for eat s***?[Kerry Kane]
I tend to find that strangers who give me a couple hundred thousand dollars, no strings attached, usually turn out to be bad guys.[to Billy Macon]
Every kid’s worst fear is losing a parent. Once that happens, there is nothing to fear anymore.
