Ted Lasso Quotes

Regarding my panic attacks, I’ve had more psychotic episodes than Twin Peaks.

Reason is powerless in the expression of love.

Psychics, even if some of them are charlatans, they can help us see something in ourselves that we can’t quite see ourselves.

Prophets believe in something. I do not just believe. I know in my heart, in my bones, in my well-defined delts, traps and glutes that there is no opponent this team cannot conquer. You will not win because of me. You will win because you work together. Because together, you can achieve anything.

Pain is like carbon monoxide. Expressing it to the person who hurt you is like opening a vent, but holding it in will poison you.

One pilgrim alone is merely a zealot, but two pilgrims together, that’s a pilgrimage.[to Will]]

One man’s grope is another woman’s gain.

Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.

Oh, this sport. I’d forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a s***.

Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like them just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see them in one piece, you hear?[to Jamie and Roy]

Look, kind of hurts my feelings y’all don’t want to spend next weekend with me, if I’m being honest. But I am the strong silent type, so I ain’t gonna let you know. But I’m also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, contain multitudes.

Listen, I was a prick today, making dumb f***ing jokes. It’s, just, death makes me uncomfortable because when my granddad died, I spent every single night for a whole year praying that I could just talk to him just once, or see him just one more time like he was Obi-Wan Kenobi or some s***. And I got f*** all. But it did make me realize, we only got this one life, and I don’t wanna waste a second of it. I love you, Keeley. I’m sorry.