I came here tonight because when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life coaching with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin ASAP.[to Roy]
I brought you here to remind you that football is a f***ing game that you used to play as a f***ing kid. Because it was fun, even when you were getting your f***ing legs broken or your f***ing feelings hurt. So, f*** your feelings, f*** your overthinking, f*** all that bulls***, go back out there and have some f***ing fun.[to Isaac]
Funerals are weird, aren’t they? They’re like a party, but for sad people. Like where everyone knows they have to go and be sad. Maybe you’re not sad, but you have to go and be sad.
Divorce is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one leaving or if you’re the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.[to Rebecca]
Being alone is f***ing horrible. But it’s been necessary. Because it’s actually started to feel rather wonderful.
All we do is sit around here and guess what a bunch of little pricks are gonna go and do out there, then we come back at halftime, and we complain because they didn’t do exactly what we thought they’d do. We don’t know. Of course we don’t know. We’re not in the locker rooms with them. We’re not on the pitch with them. We can’t look them in the eyes and encourage them to be better than they ever thought they were capable of being. We’re just on the outside looking in. Judging them.[to Jeff]