Lying to me doesn’t protect me. It betrays me.
Lie to me once, shame upon you. Lie to me twice, shame upon me.
Know why I trust animals? Because they don’t lie. You had to lie. So did they. It’s what they do. They’re just words. Air. Nothing more. Remember that.[to Lydia]
He who makes peace between people by inventing good information is not a liar.
Evidence lies. Especially when it’s been put there on purpose.
Did you know your ears turn red when you lie?
Conscience has an unmistakable stink to it, sort of like raw onions and morning breath. But a lie stinks even more when it’s coming from someone who isn’t used to lying. It’s more like rotten eggs and horse****.
Any lawyer who comes to you with the words “I guarantee!” is a liar.
A little white lie is a small price to pay for peace and quiet.[quoting Mary]
A lie, sometimes, is a very unselfish act.[to Jonah]
A lie is not a lie if you believe it’s true.
A father’s first responsibility to their kids is to provide a beautiful lie for them to live in.
