You are a thief. A foolish, incompetent thief. But we will treat your foolishness as some species of loyalty.
We are Kardashians. And in this family, being a good person and a loyal friend is more important than… than being famous. Fame is fleeting. It’s hollow. It means nothing at all without a virtuous heart.
If you harbor split loyalties, and fail to take a side, your mind may become nothing more than the soil for mint sprigs.