I’m too old to be this poor.
Everything is old. Old things are dumb. It’s like, just be new!
Every beautiful young thing is hilarious. And then you get old and you don’t understand why everyone isn’t still laughing at your jokes.
You know, throughout history, I bet every old man probably said the same thing. And old men die, and the world keeps spinning.
You can teach an old dog a new trick, but it’s still an old dog.
The old magic and New World created something new. Something original.
Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.
Old age is a wonderful source of ironies if nothing else.
Of all the evils a man faces, growing old is the one I cannot do anything about.
My father told me, “never get old.” I should have listened to him.
Growing old is horse****. But growing old alone, it’s the best.
Fear not old prophecies. We defy them. We make our own heaven and our own hell.
