Everything is old. Old things are dumb. It’s like, just be new!
Every beautiful young thing is hilarious. And then you get old and you don’t understand why everyone isn’t still laughing at your jokes.
You can teach an old dog a new trick, but it’s still an old dog.
When a man is old, he doesn’t care what he remembers. He cares how he’s remembered.
The old magic and New World created something new. Something original.
One is never too old to learn.
Of all the evils a man faces, growing old is the one I cannot do anything about.
My father told me, “never get old.” I should have listened to him.
Growing old is horse****. But growing old alone, it’s the best.
Fear not old prophecies. We defy them. We make our own heaven and our own hell.
As one gets older, one starts to realize what one really values in life. One’s health. One’s family. And one’s friends. The people who enrich our lives and who we can’t bear to be without.