This time last week, we were millionaires![Del Boy: Don’t worry, this time next year, we’re gonna be millionaires.]
There was a very interesting article in the paper the other day. Did you know that Taiwan is the only country in the world that don’t have any rubbish dumps? They just send it all to him.[to Albert, about Del Boy]
There are many words I could use to describe Derek Trotter but lovely is not one of them.[to Raquel]
The closest he gets to a sudden movements when he wipes the cobwebs off his head.[about Albert]
People round here don’t pay £85 for a painting. People round here don’t pay £85 for a car.[to Victoria]
One day they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler’s List On Ice.
Oh, me depressed? No, of course not Del. I’m on top of the world, I feel like a born again eunuch.
Let them stare. That sort of thing don’t bother me, Irene. I went out with a Chinese girl once.[Irene is worried that people might stare at them]
Leave it out, Del, she’s an intelligent woman.[to Del Boy, about possibility that Miranda fancies Del]
Just me usual, bacteria on toast, you know.[after Sid asks him what he has eaten]
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: that man is a right Jonah. They reckon when he boarded his last ship the crew shot an albatross for luck![about Albert]
I’ve got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me.
