She’ll be a much better friend once the market closes.[to Phoebe, about Monica]
See, this is why I don’t date women who read.[to Ross, about a book Rachel read]
Ross, listen. I got two words for you: Threesome.[about Julie and Rachel]
Our trains are on the same track, okay? Yeah, sure, I’m coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.[about Heckles]
Oh, I thought that’s what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.[Monica: Oh, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.]
Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight![Ross Geller: I don’t know what I’m gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.]
Oh, check it out. It’s Smelly Cat, the video. Now, okay, I haven’t seen it yet so, if you don’t like it, well, so what? None of you ever made a video.
Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike. [Ross Geller: I just don’t think breast milk is for adults.]
Not like him, per se. Just not un-like him.[Monica: I think it’s cute, you trying to be more like Richard.]
No, you keep the pack. I’m all cried out today.[Jade: Thanks.]
No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No, Tony, look at the cranial ridge, okay. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones.[on the phone]
My sister’s graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It’s a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do for a Celica.