I did. I thought it’d be great. I figured I’d have like, time alone with my thoughts but, you know, it turns out I don’t have as many thoughts as you’d think.[Monica: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.]
Dude, 11 o’clock, totally hot babe checking you out. [normal voice] That was really good, I think I’m ready for my penis now.
Cats, how long do they live? Figuring you don’t, y’know, throw them under a bus or something?[to Michael]
Can you believe this? In, like, two hours I’m gonna have a dad.[to Chandler and Joey]
Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser? That’s like, Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don’t do that anymore.[to Susie]
Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym. And no, I don’t look.[Joey: Oh, hey, Monica, we’ve got a question.]
All right look, penis schmenis, okay? We’re all people.[to the lesbian who had just rejected him]
Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?[Monica: The camera adds ten pounds.]