Friends Quotes (Season 3)

Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore![Chandler Bing]Yeah? Then who’s the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?[Joey Tribbiani]

My guy has coupons. Your guy can’t even say coupons.[to Phoebe]

Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.[Phoebe Buffay]You’re disturbing my oboe practice.[Mr. Heckles]You don’t play the oboe.[Phoebe Buffay]I could play the oboe.[Mr. Heckles] Then I’m going to have to ask you to keep it down.[Phoebe Buffay]

Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? How am I supposed to do that without being totally honest with each other?[Ross Geller]Ross, look, I’m on board about the total-honesty thing. I am. Just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble.[Joey Tribbiani]

Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.[Ross Geller]Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake![Rachel Green]

Last night, we were fooling around and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem.[Monica Geller]Get out! I couldn’t stop if a meteor hit me.[Joey Tribbiani]

Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting.[Chandler Bing]Wow, just like Rachel in high school.[Monica Geller]What?![Rachel Green]Come on! Come on, I was kidding. It was such an obvious joke.[Monica Geller]That was an obvious joke, and I didn’t think of it. Why didn’t I think of it? [points at his chest] The source of all my powers. Oh, dear God, what have I done?[Chandler Bing]

Joey, where do Dutch people come from?[Chandler Bing]Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.[Joey Tribbiani]And the other Dutch people, they come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?[Chandler Bing]Nice try. See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.[Joey Tribbiani]

Joey is asking if you’ve just ruined the first book he’s ever loved that didn’t star Jack Nicholson?[to Rachel]

It’s never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.[Joey Tribbiani]It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.[Monica Geller]

If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.[Joey Tribbiani]The fear?[Rachel Green]He’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.[Chandler Bing]Well, then, how come you’re still at a job that you hate, I mean, why don’t you quit and get ‘the fear’?[Rachel Green][Chandler and Joey both laugh]Because, I’m too afraid.[Chandler Bing]

I’ve got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, ‘Homo sapiens’, is that why they’re extinct?[Joey Tribbiani]Joey, Homo Sapiens are people.[Ross Geller]Hey-hey, I’m not judging.[Joey Tribbiani]