I don’t want my life to be all about the worst parts of it. I have more to offer than that.[to Alice]
I do like a sentimental moment, especially if the liquor is good.
I can’t cry twice in one day. Unless I think of my dad. Or my mom. Or any moment from my childhood.
I am so lost here. Can someone please fill me in? Unless it’s boring, and then don’t.
Here’s the thing about childhood fantasies. They almost never come true.
He was alone. Isn’t that enough to make us care?[about Tim]
Have you not been to a therapist?[Mabel Mora]Yeah, once. Waste of time. He said, “You only hear things you want.” And then he told me a bunch of stuff I didn’t even wanna hear.[Charles-Haden Savage]
Happy endings are for movies and exotic massages. Life can have very different plans.
God, that was incredible! I feel 58 again!
Go f*** yourself![Charles-Haden Savage]Believe me, I’ve tried that, it didn’t work.[Oliver Putnam]
Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you’ve been alive, and I’m especially expert at first dates. Because that’s what I mostly have.[to Mabel]
Every true crime story is actually true for someone.
