You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible.[to Rebecca]
You buy a man a table, he eats once. You teach a man how to get a table and he eats at that restaurant until it becomes a Starbucks.
You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wanna hear it. All right?[to Roy]
Don’t you think Richmond’s objectively poor performance is due to the fact that you’re nothing without Zava?[Anwar the Reporter]Who cares? It’s a f***ing friendly. A friendly is a pretend match. This is a pretend conversation. You’re a pretend person with a pretend job. And I’m having a really hard time pretending to give a s***.[Roy Kent]
Well, we lost. Would have been closer, but one of the goals got disallowed because apparently nine-year-olds aren’t allowed to do headers yet. F***ing brain development.
How do you take your tea?[Rebecca Welton]Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone’s made a horrible mistake.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
What’s a wanker?[Henry]Well, kiddo. That is a a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts.[Theodore ‘Ted’ Lasso]
Very funny, Colin. You a stand-up comic now? Kind of ironic, because I sat you down at the match the other day.
Too much class? No such thing.
This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it either.[to Rebecca]
You’re always wearing black.[Nathan Shelley]This isn’t black. This is dark heather charcoal.[Roy Kent]
There is no greater education than travel.
