I never know how to react when a grown man does the Carlton in front of me.[to Ted]
I like the idea of someone becoming rich because of what they gave to the world, not just because of who their family is.
I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don’t believe in themselves.[to Nate]
I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.[to Jamie]
Hey. I got your back. Ain’t nothing gonna change that.[to Roy]
Fathers and sons. So tricky. They should really write songs about it.[to Jamie]
Cheer up, Keeley. It’s a funeral.
Best teachers are the toughest ones. My first coach used to chase me round the pitch on a motorbike like we were in f***ing Mad Max.
A good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will.
Your casual misogyny, for one. I know, it’s a big word. Ask one of your daughters what it means.[to George]
You buy a man a table, he eats once. You teach a man how to get a table and he eats at that restaurant until it becomes a Starbucks.
Well, like I always say, sometimes the best stew is the one you leave sitting on the stove overnight because you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.
