It all comes back to branding, even with love.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
If we see each other in our dreams, let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.[to Coach Beard]
I’m not just a loser, I’m the loser.
I’m a footballer. No one cares if we swear. It’s part of the job. It’s encouraged.[to Phoebe]
I would not bet on that. I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money.[to Rebecca]
I never know how to react when a grown man does the Carlton in front of me.[to Ted]
I must say that this is lovely. Ever since I was little, I always used to dream about sitting down with a bunch of mates talking about the complex dynamics between men and women.
I like the idea of someone becoming rich because of what they gave to the world, not just because of who their family is.
I know folks are divided on the actual police these days, but all human beings are opposed to the laugh police.[to Trent]
I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.[to Jamie]
I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose. Just like you can score less than them and win.
