We could go and see a show tonight. What about The Mouse Trap? You know that Agatha Christie play where someone dies every performance? Usually in the audience. Seeing as only old people go and see it.[to Nora]
Too much class? No such thing.
They’re designed that way. To make it easier for people to kiss my ass.[Mary: I’m sure you know that your trousers are ripped.]
There is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad.
There is no greater education than travel.
Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs.
Sometimes having a tough dad is exactly what drives certain fellas to become great at what they do.
Reason is powerless in the expression of love.
Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.
Oh, this sport. I’d forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a s***.
Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like them just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see them in one piece, you hear?[to Jamie and Roy]
Never stop breaking TVs.[to Isaac]
