I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.
Don’t you like a day that’s all about you?[Tyler Galpin]Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.[Wednesday Addams]
This place belongs to a friend.[Wednesday Addams]You’ve actually made a friend. That poor kid will be going home in a body bag.[Uncle Fester]
You know lobotomies. They’re kind of like tattoos. You can’t just get one.[to Wednesday]
You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried.[to Laurel]
Trust me, Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares.[to Xavier]
The mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.[to Enid]
Ew. What died?[Enid Sinclair]Smells like childhood.[Wednesday Addams]
Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” He was my first crush.
My mother and I spent some quality time together. Got our hands dirty.[Wednesday Addams]Gardening?[Valerie Kinbott]Grave-digging.[Wednesday Addams]
My father’s twice the man you are, and the only thing he murders is the occasional opera in the shower.[to Donovan]
Are you and your mother close?[Marilyn Thornhill]Like two inmates sentenced to life on the same cell block.[Wednesday Addams]
