You gotta spend money to make money.
Poor people don’t have time for investments because poor people are too busy trying not to be poor.
Brothels make a much better investment than ships, I’ve found. Wh**es rarely sink.
The time to invest is when there’s blood running in the streets.
Oh, this sport. I’d forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a s***.
Is it cancer? I just need to know how invested I should get in you. You don’t adopt a 20-year-old dog.[to Charles]
