You never judge your kids for who they are now. You help them become who they know they can be when they grow up.
You know when you’re drawing a cat or a house and you picture that cat or that house in your mind and it looks so perfect but you just can’t get your hand to live up to that picture in your head? That’s what it’s like to be a parent. You picture how you want to be and it’s so wonderful and flawless, but you can’t ever live up to that picture you imagined.
Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they’re doing. They take their time. They get the job done.[Joey Tribbiani: Your folks are really that bad, huh?]
Welcome to the club of parental deceit, child. It’s a lonely place, but, that’s the price of being clever.[to Trixie]