We have reprogrammed reality. Language is a virus, religion an operating system, and prayers are just so much f***ing spam.
There’s no justice here. Only the church.
So, what, religion took over the booze? Swap one addiction for another, was it?[to Paul Coates]
All gods demand sacrifices.
Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.
Religion inspires in those who fear nothing, fear of the gods, and using that fear requires a certain element of f***ed up.
You want me to tell you the worst thing in this world? Religion. That and regulations.
There is a lot of time to read in there and I read it all, Torah, Quran, Talmud, Tao Te Ching. Judaism, Buddhism, Islam, Jainism. Figured if I was looking for God, I should look everywhere. Came out of that an atheist.
Religion is dumb as f***, all right? It’s racist. It’s sexist. There’s no money in it… anymore. Who needs it?
Nothing drives people to the Church faster than the thought of the Devil snapping at their heels.
Not everybody has a god, but everybody has a religion.
Well, that’s mighty Christian of you.[Roy Tillman]Oh, no. This has nothing to do with that book. It’s an older text, written on stone tablets in the Age of the Skull F***ers.[Lorraine Lyon]