Have you had a look at yourself recently? I’ve seen wounds dressed better than you.[to Rodney]
You want to see what it’s like up there in the early hours, Grandad. It’s like the end of the world. It’s full of drug addicts, glue sniffers, winos. Do you know what, if a nightingale sang now in Berkeley Square, someone would eat it.
You ought to think about him. He was all on his own once for three months on an uninhabited island. Of course it wasn’t uninhabited when he arrived but that’s another story.[to Rodney, about Albert]
You know, he made the front page of the Lancet, don’t you? As being the only living man in history to be treated for rigor mortis.[to Rodney, about Grandad]
You know me, I’ll do anyone a favour… if the money’s right.
You give my arse a headache, Rodney.
You don’t have romantic feelings, you. You just have animal urges. Sometimes I think you’ve learned the art of seduction by watching Wildlife on One.[to Rodney]
You didn’t honestly believe all that rubbish, did you? That you and them wallies were destined for the Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall? The only hall you were destined for was Sod All.[after Rodney gets kicked out of the Bunch of Wallies]
Yes, I know. And a doctor told Snow White to eat more fruit and we all know what happened to that poor, old cow.[Raquel: A doctor told you to stay off fried food.]
Yeah, my Dad was like that. He used to get up at six every morning to make sure my Mum got to work.[Raquel: My husband was one of those old-fashioned types who thought that there should only be one breadwinner.]
Yeah, I used to miss my dad, until I learned to punch straight.
Yeah, but when they said the James Dean look, they meant before the crash.[Rodney: It is the fashion. Haven’t you read about it? It’s called the James Dean look.]