You’re down here bailing on the rest of us because you don’t want to process your grief and shame like a normal person, by drinking and mistreating strangers.[to Birdperson]
You want me to be a parent? Fine. No more talking until you’re adults.
You think it’s fun to be a god, Ted? You think God’s nipples get hard when he murders a fish? That’s why every summer I take two weeks off and come here. I wipe my brain and pull all but my survival tech. I go home with the peace of mind stupid people get from watching Kevin Costner movies.
You s*** on my toilet because you don’t know your place, and your place is nothing. So next time you stumble onto a toilet that feels too good for your ass, trust me, it is.[to Tony]
You may be the single dumbest human I’ve ever met, but you still have a right to take whatever you want seriously.[to Jerry]
You ever think about how instead of wrapping yourself in infinite layers of defense you could just be nicer to people?[Morty Smith]Never once, Morty![Rick Sanchez]
You can be great or you can be around forever.
You beat the system, then the system beat back.
You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?![Morty Smith]Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.[Rick Sanchez]
When I create s***, it works, Morty. It’s called being talented.
Whatever you are asking me, the answer is I’m amazing.[to Morty and Summer]
Rick, I don’t like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash![Jerry Smith]Well, I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.[Rick Sanchez]
