Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Underestimating people only gives them the high ground.
This guy, Morty, he hates being found but loves building elaborate s***. Like playing a ton of “Minecraft,” but all on a private server.
These fortunes are so basic. Why wouldn’t you use this power to change the world? Or at least get Nintendo to make a portable VR headset?
The only thing that helps ease the horror of existence is friction-free rotation.
The day I apologize will be because I am truly sorry. I don’t sully apologies by making it a ritual of flagellation.
That’s why I removed myself. I’ve become the thing I hate. It’s like a Netflix drama down here, and I don’t mean an accidentally good one, I mean a regular-ass Netflix drama.[to Morty]
That’s when you’ve got everybody’s attention, when they’re putting crap on their feet! That’s when they wanna laugh, cry, or feel anything besides a shoe going on their foot!
That’s what happens when you let people in and they stop respecting you. They touch your s***, they screw things up, they kill your f***ing family.[to Morty]
That’s what happens when you get too used to winning. You start sucking your own d*ck.[to Morty]
I’m sorry, Rick.[Morty Smith]That apology and a screwdriver in my hand would be worth a screwdriver.[Rick Sanchez]
Stop replacing my stuff with robots![Beth Smith]You never noticed the difference![Rick Sanchez]
