Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it.
Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas.
All right, Morty. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off.
Adventuring was just a metaphor for romantic partnership, so it’s not a real break-up.
A, decoys don’t build decoys, and, B, you think the mere suggestion I’m fake would break me? Christ, I’m not your mom.[to Summer]
A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, and it breaks the front page of Reddit, but I’m Charles Manson because I gave you your own world instead of an iPad.[to Beth]