Smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it’ll never stop trying to throw you. And, eventually, it will. There’s no other way off.[to Beth]
See, this is why religion sucks. Infinite energy, and the Pope uses it to levitate like Criss Angel.
Rick, thanks for coming. We’ve got a situation in the state of Virginia.[The President]Bigfoot?[Rick Sanchez]That’s Montana.[The President]Nazis?[Rick Sanchez]That’s, uh…everywhere.[The President]
Reese is a liability, Morty. He’s like a credit card. If he’s not in use, he’s gotta be shredded.
Quantum carburetor? Jesus, Morty. You can’t just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Huh, looks like something’s wrong with the microverse battery.
Prison rules. Get to the top of the food chain or you’re someone’s dinner.[to Morty]
People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead. They’re also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money.[to Morty]
Only people who have really f***ed up in the past have to virtue signal this hard. Look at Sean Penn.
Now let’s go, Morty. We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.
No whispering. Whispering’s the first step to turning on each other.
Morty, relax. They’re face-hugging parasites. I don’t think their society’s gonna be that hard to navigate. Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. Holy s***, they’ve got an M&M’s store.
Morty, come on! We got to get you out of here. You’re not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.
