Morty gets everything for free![Summer Smith]Morty is a dog! People have cats because their affection is earned. I treat you like an equal because I respect you.[Rick Sanchez]
Memories aren’t real. And they can be as self-serving as any of us.[to Beth]
Jerry’s new pool sucks? Allow me.[Rick Sanchez]No, Rick, this is my pool! I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans.[Jerry Smith]Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man.[Rick Sanchez]
It’s showtime, Morty. And I don’t mean a bad impression of HBO. I mean, “Time for a show.”
I f***ed it up, okay?[Morty Smith]It’s okay, Morty. That’s what you do.[Rick Sanchez]
It wasn’t the death, was it?[Morty Smith]It was the complexity of life.[Rick Sanchez]
It was a good rescue, though.[Rick Sanchez]You got me fired![Space Beth]Only because you blew your chance to quit![Rick Sanchez]
If these guys wanted my respect, they could’ve just gotten a liquor license.
If I wanted the government in my house, I’d buy an Alexa.
I’m not the nicest guy in the Universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
I’m hammering sushi. What’s up?[Rick Sanchez]Well, funny story, or maybe not that funny.[Space Beth]Are you pitching a Hulu Original?[Rick Sanchez]
I wasn’t born into the god business. I f***ing earned it.
