How does it feel to achieve your dreams? Empty, right? Like when DiCaprio won the Oscar. You could see it in his face.
Holy s***. I’m a terrible father.
Here’s some things an adventure needs, Beth. Conflict, stakes, a way for me to benefit, and, clearly, Morty.
Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs.[to Summer]
Everyone can change their nature, Morty. It’s what defines our species. Look at Iron Man. That actor was an animal in the ’90s, literally waking up in bushes. His agent had to catch him with a butterfly net.
Don’t waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They’re no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you’re powerful. And then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game, son.[to Jerry]
Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.
Crazy things happen when you put in the work.
Cells consume. Life itself is wrong, and that means death is right. But you can’t side with that. So you live, even when it means eating.[to Morty]
Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage, I lose a bet.
Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it.