That apology and a screwdriver in my hand would be worth a screwdriver. [Morty Smith: I’m sorry, Rick.]
Smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it’ll never stop trying to throw you. And, eventually, it will. There’s no other way off.[to Beth]
Quantum carburetor? Jesus, Morty. You can’t just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Huh, looks like something’s wrong with the microverse battery.
People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead. They’re also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money.[to Morty]
Oh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to a giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it’s gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it’ll be really easy to rape us after that.
Now let’s go, Morty. We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.
Morty, relax. They’re face-hugging parasites. I don’t think their society’s gonna be that hard to navigate. Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. Holy s***, they’ve got an M&M’s store.
Morty, in space, we have something we call the non-interference policy. We got the wiper fluid. We watched them kill each other. We’re leaving.
Morty, if winning an argument is that important to you, you were never alive!
Morty, come on! We got to get you out of here. You’re not gonna believe this because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.
Morty, 20 people try to kill me every week. I end up getting high with half of them.
It’s showtime, Morty. And I don’t mean a bad impression of HBO. I mean, “Time for a show.”
