Please don’t interrupt me when I’m asking rhetorical questions.[to John]
Melvin, I’d rather not.[Carol Connelly]What has that got to do with it?[Melvin Udall]Funny, I thought it was a strong point.[Carol Connelly]
It’s not that I don’t love our little talks, it’s just… I don’t love them.[to Odin]
In case your aim’s any better than your judgment.[taking Duncan’s gun away]
I can see since you didn’t see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd.[Bridget von Hammersmark]Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. It’s called suspicious.[Aldo Raine]
Hey. She said put on your caster.[High School Student]Oh. I’m sorry, I have a condition where I can only live in reality. Sucks, but you go right ahead![Michelle Greene]
Here we are, in the worst place in the world, and we’re not even being paid.
He told Kendrick to order the Code Red.[Joanne Galloway]He did? That’s great! Why didn’t you say so? And of course, you have proof of that? Oh, I’m sorry. I keep forgetting, you were sick the day they taught law at law school.[Daniel Kaffee]
Get Senator Roark behind bars? Sure. Maybe after I’ve pulled off that miracle, I’ll go and punch out God.
Commander, Lieutenant Kaffee is generally considered the best litigator in our office. He’s successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months.[Sam Weinberg]One more, I get a set of steak knives.[Daniel Kaffee]
Commander Galloway, why don’t you get yourself a cup of coffee.[Captain West]Thank you, sir, I’m fine.[Joanne Galloway]Commander, I’d like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.[Captain West]Certainly, sir.[Joanne Galloway]
Boy, do I hate being right all the time.