Who has squashed my Gestapo staff car?[asking the obvious question]
What is it about me that makes nice girls into hooligans?
We were both aroused by the banging.[about her and Yvette]
Tonight I will sing as I have never sung before.
This is very serious. The Gestapo is only insured third party.[after Hans has accidentally run over his car with a steamroller]
This is ridiculous. We have come here to discuss a radio broadcast, not to fight over some balding bartender.[to girls of the Communist Resistance, about René]
Think of the life I would have to lead. Blowing up bridges and trains, dodging bullets, sleeping in hedges, living in ditches. This is no life for a coward. Especially one with a good business.[about a possible life with Denise]
They look too well dressed for local tarts. We are poor, with cheap clothes, cheap perfume, which is why we are cheap.[about Gruber and von Strohm and their disguises]
There is obviously no piss for the wicked.[climbing out of the rubble of pissoir]
Rene, I do not wish to weary you, but I recognize some of those purple. They are German Ginerals. They are pissing themselves off as posants.[noting the plan has been cocked up]
René was a true hero of France. A pain in the bum sometimes, but still a hero.
Press the plinger and direct the nizzle at the muddle of the fear.
