Please! Mademoiselle! I am a well respected member of this community, a pillar of society, a cornerstone of the establishment! How much?[in response to Yvette’s night call]
One of the first things you learn in military academy is never to tell a general when he has a chicken on his head.[on proper Axis Etiquette]
Oh, my talent is a blessing and a curse.[about her voice]
Oh René![repeated line]
Oh my God! I have lost my little knob.[having trouble with his camera mechanism]
Of course, Madame, I can help you. I have been in many French nicks.[to Edith]
My men, they are working round the clock, sometimes two or three hours a day.
My apologies, Mademoiselle. With my dicky heart I should not get in such a tiz-woz. I am so consumed by jealousy that I am forgetting that we Frenchmen have this great tradition of having it off like rabbits.[to Yvette]
Monsieur, can you keep off the D-flat? The hammer is hitting me in a very vulnerable position.[imploring Rene not to hit a certain key on the piano in which he is hiding]
Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker. Swiftly and with style.[repeated line]
Molesting peasant girls is a pastime reserved only for generals.[to Herr Flick]
Michelle’s plan! Now listen carefully, she said this only once.[bringing news to the prisoners]