Two will be enough. Any more might sink the tray.[to Edith, about her rock cakes]
This will stun the art world, even more than my marriage.[finds the long lost Fallen Madonna]
This one is buff, for your bit of stuff.[to René, showing how he’ll remember which note goes to Yvette]
This is showbusiness for you, one minute you are a star, the next you are on the rubbish heap.[climbing into the refuse truck dressed as a dancing girl]
They should have modeled them on Helga’s bosom. We would have got a bigger drink.[about champagne glasses]
There is nothing worse than a bad-tempered decorator.[about Hitler]
The tunnel has come out in England.[noting his surroundings as they emerge from the tunnel]
Take this handkerchief, you will need it. I’m afraid our relationship is finished. The love affair of the century is over. You may let the tears commence.[to Helga]
René? Ah, there you are. I did not recognise you from this side.[looking at René’s background]
Pay careful attention, this is the plan. The brackets have cracked and are coming away from the wall.[to René through the upper story bathroom window]
Pardon, madame, I am doing it for France. I have to have your knickers.
Once Rene is married to me, she can never wed him… because, despite being a ruthless murdering bombing blackmailer, she is a good Catholic.[explaining why her plan to save René from marrying Denise will work]