Oh, sit down, Rene. I am so sorry. I always forget how frail you are and am only reminded when you come to bed.
Oh Yvette![repeated line]
Not the gas poker! I will tell you everything I don’t know!
My name is Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo. One more crack like that and you will be shot with the pistol concealed in my dolly.[to a German soldier, disguised as a baby]
Monsieur Rene, I was burying the widow Blancquette when I recieved the invitation. I dropped everything.
Look! No hands![playing the organ during the torture]
It’s bad enough to be an Italian but to be a boring Italian is unforgivable.[about Bertorelli]
It is surprising how time passes when you are not enjoying yourself.[to von Smallhausen]
Is the coast clear?[repeated line]
If von Klinkerhoffen hears my head ticking, he will think I am a bomb![concerned that von Klinkerhoffen will find the cuckoo clock]
I can drop-a you in the you-know-what and you not-a come out smelling of the roses.[why von Strohm, Gruber and Helga should share the money with him]
I always say, a little bit of what you fancy does you good.