Your end has fallen off.[telling Alfonse that his stethoscope has lost its tip]
You will learn, Helga, that nobody stands up the Gestapo!
What?! Kiss me? Chained to the wall and dressed in the underwear of a woman? Of course.[in response to Helga’s amorous request]
This one is buff, for your bit of stuff.[to René, showing how he’ll remember which note goes to Yvette]
Once Rene is married to me, she can never wed him… because, despite being a ruthless murdering bombing blackmailer, she is a good Catholic.[explaining why her plan to save René from marrying Denise will work]
My name is Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo. One more crack like that and you will be shot with the pistol concealed in my dolly.[to a German soldier, disguised as a baby]
I can drop-a you in the you-know-what and you not-a come out smelling of the roses.[why von Strohm, Gruber and Helga should share the money with him]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to have been ordered here to play for you this evening.
Get out of my way! I can spray this only once![disguised as a fireman, asking Gruber to move so she can use the fire extinguisher]
Captain Bertorelli will be here any minute. He has something for you in his trousers. On no account let him give it to you.[to René]
Can you not see that I am my father?[to a communist girl, while being disguised]
Burglars cannot be choosers.