Between you and me, Gruber, I pray every night that Hitler doesn’t invade England. That damn British weather, it would be fatal for me with my rheumatism.
Berlin, however, is interested in the contents of your trousers.[asking Leclerc to drop them]
As an undertaker my services are available 24 hours a day. Many middle aged men are found dead in their beds on a Sunday morning.[explains why is he always fancy dressed]