You should pretend that you’re talking to me every time you talk to anyone because I bring out the most charming side of you.[to Sasha]
Seventy-five people is a lot. I can’t even think of 30 people I like.
Morgan, it’s not as simple as that.[Sasha Roklov]Well, that’s what people say when they don’t wanna be with someone.[Morgan Williams]
Marriage is supposed to be hard. You’re not supposed to just give up. You’re supposed to suffer together. Happiness. Happiness is a luxury, like your little bikini waxes.[to Esther]
It’s way less fun to gossip when you have to explain so much.
I was so excited to put myself out there, but the more men I meet, the less men I like, sort of. I’m starting to feel like there isn’t even anyone out there.[Esther Roklov]I mean, there really isn’t, but it only takes one.[Joanne Williams]
I just want to know how many of my sons would your daughters like to corrupt? I have none left.[to Lynn]
I hope I’m not prettier than the bride and steal all the attention. That would be a bummer, but I guess that’s my cross to bear.
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Having a podcast is hard. And they say that anyone can do it, but that’s, like, actually just literally untrue.
Have you ever heard of the theory of “let them”? It’s this idea that you can only control yourself. So if someone is mean or dumps you, you just “let them.” Don’t waste your energy.