The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes

I don’t want to wear champagne. It’s not a color. It’s what happens when white gets sad.[about her second wedding]

Everything we bring on ourselves is our own fault.

Do you know what a dream is? A dream is what keeps you going in a job you hate.[to Midge]

Did I die?[after listening to the recording of her snoring, which stops abruptly]

Anyone who makes people think for themselves is very dangerous.

You know how there are times in your life when things seem to be going great? And then suddenly, out of nowhere, you round the corner, and bam, someone steps in and f***s it the f*** up? And you never saw it coming because you were too busy being happy. And I know, that’s life. S*** happens. You should be a bigger man and just let it go. Well, I’m a woman, so f*** that.

You are the frog. I am the scorpion. I sting because it is my nature.

There’s the saying often attributed to our great prophet Abraham: “Anything you can do… isn’t all that interesting to me.”

The world is full of disappointments, and sometimes people let you down. You can’t just run away.

The greatest threat to humanity is ignorance. That’s why the free press is so important.

Tell that to a dog.[Rose Weissman: Bathrooms and parks are not the same.]

Spontaneity works until it doesn’t work. Then you’re stuck.[to Midge]