You know how there are times in your life when things seem to be going great? And then suddenly, out of nowhere, you round the corner, and bam, someone steps in and f***s it the f*** up? And you never saw it coming because you were too busy being happy. And I know, that’s life. S*** happens. You should be a bigger man and just let it go. Well, I’m a woman, so f*** that.
You are the frog. I am the scorpion. I sting because it is my nature.
It doesn’t matter what you say. The man’s not listening to you anyhow.[Amelia: Every time I meet a man, I never know what to say.]
Are women more important than God? What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge? Just, no one told us.
You never should have bought this place back, Miriam. I mean, what man is going to want a woman who owns her own apartment?
Well, Moishe Maisel put a new kind of elastic in his ultra men’s breathable briefs. So, yes, Einstein transformed theoretical physics and astronomy, superseding a 200-year-old theory of mechanics created primarily by Isaac Newton, but Moishe Maisel let your testicles breathe. You’re a New Yorker. You know what summer’s like.
That’s the best you can hope for in life, that you die with all your teeth.
Of course I’ve worn a dress. I was a baby once. You know, helpless.[to Midge]
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It’s easy to quit, but don’t. Don’t quit. Don’t stop.[to Rose]
It’s cruel that people know they’re going to die. It’s like someone telling you the end of a movie before you’ve seen it.
It’s always the pretty ones who try to kill you.[to Midge]
If you are gonna fail, you’re gonna fail with an audience and you are gonna fail spectacularly.[to Alfie]
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