I was talking about his humor. As a man, he could be a total idiot.[Rose Weissman: I thought you said he was bright.]
I admit that sometimes I don’t listen to you, but this time, I was listening to you when you did not tell me that you schtupped my best friend.[to Rose]
Hey, should I get a secretary? Harry has three secretaries. That’s when you know you made it, when there’re three dumpy broads sitting outside your office that know all your s***.[to Midge]
Believe me, honey, if there’s a hell, I’m the headliner.[to Midge]
A voice is a powerful thing. It can shine a light on something that is hiding in the dark. It can change the way people think, which can change the way people act. But it can’t do anything if you keep your mouth shut.
