You never ask a girl “How old are you?” or “How much do you weigh?” or “Do you love your ex-husband?”[to Shy]
There’s the saying often attributed to our great prophet Abraham: “Anything you can do… isn’t all that interesting to me.”
The greatest threat to humanity is ignorance. That’s why the free press is so important.
Everything that’s happening is all your fault. I was very happy being me. I didn’t need to be equal or stand up for myself. I was fine. I have gone my entire life with other people making all my decisions, and I loved it! You, you put this in my head. You made me passionate and independent and broke![to Midge]
You’re a star, for now, but she is gonna be a goddamn legend.[to Sophie, about Midge]
You know, you come to Vegas and you gamble. And my question is, is life not enough of a risk for you people? Have you never walked through a wet field in high heels at an outdoor wedding? Or put on mascara in a moving car? Or said to your mother, “What do you think?” You really need to look for more risk?
Why do Jews do this to themselves? Why do they find terrible places and go live there? “Hey, here’s a piece of the desert surrounded by people who hate us. Where do I sign?”
Rose? Rose! Wonderful, you’re back. I mean, I knew you were coming back, I looked in your closet, but sometimes you don’t come back. So it’s nice that you came back. It is you, isn’t it? You don’t look like yourself.
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Just be careful. It can break your heart.[Susie Myerson: I just love money. You know? Smells great. Feels great. It looks great.]
It’s so hard to raise kids when you’re married. It’s really hard to raise kids when you’re divorced. But it’s not that hard to raise them when their dad’s a great guy.
If you’re going to have a voice, you’d better be careful what that voice says.[to Midge]
If there’s one thing a Jewish girl knows, it’s when to see a doctor.
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