Just be careful. It can break your heart.[Susie Myerson: I just love money. You know? Smells great. Feels great. It looks great.]
It’s so hard to raise kids when you’re married. It’s really hard to raise kids when you’re divorced. But it’s not that hard to raise them when their dad’s a great guy.
It’s easy to see a diamond once it’s in the window at Tiffany’s. It’s a little harder when it’s throwing up in a bucket in your office. [to Alfie]
It’s easy to quit, but don’t. Don’t quit. Don’t stop.[to Rose]
It’s cruel that people know they’re going to die. It’s like someone telling you the end of a movie before you’ve seen it.
It’s awfully quick, your courtship. Anything I should know that will certainly kill her mother?[to Benjamin]
It’s always the pretty ones who try to kill you.[to Midge]
It really sucks to break up with me. No, seriously, my face is on billboards. You break up with a normal person, maybe you can’t go back to your favorite restaurant. You break up with me, you can’t use the highway.
It is pretty spectacular. Though “spectacular” takes on a much different meaning once a person’s met you.[to Midge]
If you’re really famous, everybody loves you. At least until the will is read.
If you’re going to have a voice, you’d better be careful what that voice says.[to Midge]
If you are gonna fail, you’re gonna fail with an audience and you are gonna fail spectacularly.[to Alfie]
